America’s Wang: Man who Feeds Alligator Pays Extreme Price for Being Extreme Idiot

A Collier County moron lost his hand back in June when he attempted to HAND-FEED A FISH TO AN ALLIGATOR.

Yeah.

Poetic justice, right? It gets better: on Friday, 63-year-old Wallace Weatherholt was charged with the crime of feeding an alligator, a second-degree misdemeanor.

Questions, I have them:

1. What does it say about Florida (and America at large) that we need to have a law against hand-feeding alligators, and

2. How exactly did a guy who thought it would be a good idea to hand-feed an alligator manage to stay alive for 63 years?

Here’s the newsblurb.

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