I think that the government should offer its less advantaged citizens some sort of assistance, but I also think that those people need to reciprocate, too. Like, let’s make the people who are on welfare go around and check up on the other people on government subsidies, see if the disabled people are doing okay, see if they’re really disabled, drop by and find out if somebody’s really out looking for work.

And if you go into the home of somebody on welfare and see a 47-inch flat-screen HDTV hanging on the wall, you should be able to make the welfare recipient watch while you bash the TV to pieces with the youngest illegitimate child in the apartment.

It’s the only way they’ll learn.