Five Things Pottermore Isn’t

A suspended-animation chamber where you can always be a 38-year-old reading a 14-year-old book for 14-year-olds.

Owl porn.

A world of pure imagination.

Suddenly the most popular ceramics studio in the history of civilization.

An erotic Hogwarts-Gaiman fanfic mash-up … unfortunately.

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