… Richard Lawson. Sorry, everybody who just rewrites press releases from the first-person perspective and tries to sound like TheSuperficial.com. You’re blowing it. (Except you, Brendon. You’ve got the best one-liners forever, even if your grammatical skills are, like … well, fuck, man.) Richard Lawson kills it for Gawker daily because he’s different and awesome, just like the troubled protagonist in any number of big mainstream movies he would’ve casually and obliquely shredded, had he been writing about movies when Powder came out.