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It’s Official: Nobody Cares About the Government Except Your Parents

Did you run, not walk to our president’s #AskObama digital town hall meeting? And did you ask the Leader of the Free World(tm) whether he supported the time-honored traditions of Tastes Great, or the provocative upstart ideology of Less Filling?

Yeah, you’re why there aren’t any good jobs. People get the government they deserve, and we totally deserve a government that feels entitled to loot our collective trust while we divide our own attention between porn and Angry Birds.