A Collier County moron lost his hand back in June when he attempted to HAND-FEED A FISH TO AN ALLIGATOR.
Poetic justice, right? It gets better: on Friday, 63-year-old Wallace Weatherholt was charged with the crime of feeding an alligator, a second-degree misdemeanor.
Questions, I have them:
1. What does it say about Florida (and America at large) that we need to have a law against hand-feeding alligators, and
2. How exactly did a guy who thought it would be a good idea to hand-feed an alligator manage to stay alive for 63 years?