- retweet Justin Bieber
- show your belly by replying to my incredibly rude tweet about your tweet with kindness/cuteness and a friendly emoticon
- stock tips?! STOCK TIPS?!
- disparage curvy ladies, who are all more awesome than you’ll ever be
- only tweet from Foursquare (you’re on thin ice, Jenkins)
- tweet to clarify the “context” of your previous tweet
- retweet more than one (1) stock contest tweet in any seven-day period–maybe if you got to work you could afford to BUY a fucking iPad
- publicly beg a celebrity for a non-charity-related retweet (and yes, in this case Neil Gaiman counts as a celebrity)
- earnestly praise something that is obviously, unarguably terrible, like racism or Metallica
- three words: Tony Robbins quotes #killyourselfslowly
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