lawbi #12: Let’s Go to Mexico, Said the Idiot to His Wife

“Pack your bags, baby, because I finally got half of that bonus I was promised, and you and I are going on an exotic-ass vacation.”

“‘Exotic-ass?’ This isn’t one of those weird things where you turn our apartment into a scene from Saw, is it?”

“Nope. You and I are headed for the combination of luxury and history that only Mexico can provide.”

Long pause.

“Mexico?”

“Hell yeah! Warm weather, old-ass ruins, horseback riding and the timeless mystique of Pacific waves. Cheap tequila!”

Long pause.

“Honey?”

Long pause.

“Scott, you know that the entire country is a minefield of drive-by shootings and drug-war executions, right?”

Longer pause.

“Really?”

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